Cravings

I wonder why everyone's in the Twilight mood now. In the Ps I Love You mood now. Twilight was like 1 year ago and people start reading it now, trying to 'catch up'.

I'm still freaking stuck. Doctor cullen's name escapes me everytime. And i still havn't got freaking eclipse. FCCCUK. :)

Kenny Sia

Kenny Sia

A really good blogger with a really really big humour under his nose. His latest post WHAT MAKES A MALAYSIAN A MALAYSIAN, the contents are so true. Especially number 4 and 14. Haha.

Allergic To YOU

When i see your face,
I WANNA SCRATCH YOUR EYEBALLS OUT.

When i see your face,
YOU THINK YOU LOOK CUTE WHEN YOU POUT.

When i see your face,
YOUR SMILE IS SO FAKE.

When i see your face,
ALL THE WINDOWS BREAK.

I just thought of someone i hated so much that i couldn't bare not writing about that person. That was just something i made up in 2 seconds.


I've updated my blog because i know my blog is dead and somanymillionhumans nobody reads it. I decided that i mightaswell delete my damn blog because it's so damn boring. Unlike PhoonDerns blog. All pictures and stuff that people actually want to read about.

My blog on the other hand, is the most boring, hardly updated blog. My blog's more boring than Poh Wei's and yes, i'm trying to say that Poh Wei's blog is boring. HAHA. Her blogs all word contents and no pictures. Yes there are pictures but hardly. And don't get angry Poh Wei, cause my blog's boring too! YAY US! :)


Celebration yesterday, i brought my camera. I have pictures but idk where the heck my usb is. We spent alot of time before school in the library. Took picture with Gan Ying (she's so cuteeee) and Eugene (he's so NOT cuteeee) and started to scribble on notepads writing ********* sucks.

On the notepad there was this line which said 'Hong Chun loves _____-i forgot her name. So i was like who's Hong Chun? and karmun was like, he's the one sitting beside me and i laughed for idk what reason which makes it so funny.

updated!

Like There's No Tomorrow

Me and Yin Ling ain't wives no more. We're now, The Narrator(s). We're so damn pro. We're so damn short (?!). 5 periods of practise plus 2 extra periods after recess equals to idk how many million hours of practise which adds up to DROP DEAD GORGEOUS TIRED.


My mind's totally blank. Can't blog right now, as i said. BLANK.

Torn Into Pieces

We had practise today. It was really HAHAHA-ish. Total of 5 periods was a waste of time -.- I'm not saying jijik stuff Jong Wey! NARRATOR!


I found some old picture's ;
I want my brother back ): (he's not dead okay, he's just `very far away -.-)

What About Love

I just realised that my butterfly is so shitty. Mark said that i must eat more to get more energy. Plus, i get cold easily. Hello, OLYMPIC POOL. Not the outside one. I'd rather train in the diving pool.

I miss jumping from the springy board. I miss jumping from the 3rd level, we always do it after training. It was so fun. Hands straight and scream, that's what i do so that my butt wont hurt :) I remember once, i was so afraid to jump from the third level. Nicholas held my hand and jump, haha. I still screamed anyway :X


School today, Poh Wei gave me some soft toy dog and it made me so pissed cos of something. We started talking about something someone which made me pisser. And pisser and pisser by the hour. GRRRR.

Sivik project is done, VOILA. I got 11 over 15 for my soap (!?). The Olympics - OVER. Finally, i can have the tv back without my mother or father snatching for the tv to watch the olympics. Next olympic, LONDON! (eeew :P) Why not go for CHINA, SICHUAN? (okay, now i'm just being insulting).

USA beat the world record for relay freestyle by 5 seconds. P R O.


Nways, i have nothing to blog about now. My mind, BLANK.

Rentap Script

James Brooke is exploiting Sarawak. He reached the outskirts of Bukit Sadok... Then he wanted to pee. So he pee into the Sungai Skrang. Rentap was hunting with his wife. Then suddenly, he saw James Brooke peeing in their river. So Rentap's wife see James Brooke so handsome, so she Si-Pan with him. Rentap so angry because of two things. James Brooke pee inside his river and take his wife away. So he war with Brooke. He go hire bomoh to goncang the dunia. Then people thought Rentap is the one who cause the earth quake. So he is called Pengoncang Dunia. James Brooke kubu at Nanga Skrang collapse. Allan Lee wife die in the incident. So he go suicide. He go there and found nice perfume. So he became "harum" among the Ibans. James Brooke angry because Rentap made his gay partner die; Allan Lee so he go attack Rentap at Sungai Lang. Rentap went back to Bukit Sadok. His people call him Raja Ulu, cause he very Ulu( sakai ). James Brooke sent his nephew ( WHO IS ACTUALLY HIS SON, but he didn't know) Charles Brooke to take 3.000 Iban girls and 5.000 Malays to attack Rentap. Charles Brooke lost because Rentap has something called MACHINE GUN. Charles Brooke did not gave up. This time he returned to attack again. And he even brought a very cool weapon called Water Gun. Sadly, Rentap used his secret weapon, "SPONGEBOB" to counter all Charles attacks. He lost again.
Rentap shouted at him, "GO BRING ALL YOUR CANNONS FROM TOYS 'R' US. WE HAVE SANTA CLAUS" This time, James brooke came. He brought his cannon called "Property Of The Circus Of England". It was unbelievably strong. It shot out a Clown!! The clown managed to convince Rentap that his tricks are magic that can kill him. Rentap brought another cannon called "Property Of Tanah Melayu" and it shot out P. Ramlee. =.=!!. In that ultimate battle, of cause, even P. Ramlee was superstitious. So Rentap lost and went back to Entabai and said bai bai to Bukit Sadok. Over there, His mother fed him too much ice kacang and he died of diabeties.


That's our play :) Adding in ; me and yin ling will be fighting for James Brooke. YEAH! :)

Alas My Love

Sonria Pasta

Ratings: 9/10

Yin Ling borrowed me her cd(s). Certain parts might touch you till you cry. There's this one song which is so touching because he wrote it when he was thinking about her so she kinda inspired him to write it.


Their relationship started with a total coincidence and they hated each other but turned out to be cinderella. Nicholas Teo is SO DAMN HOT. He doesn't have chapped lips (LOL, slap me)

Shades & Shelter

Stupid title, couldn't think of one so i just simply typed something out, don't bother about it :)


I should be blogging about tuesday but i don't feel like blogging about tuesday so i'll blog about yesterday and let blogging about tuesday's feeling come then i'll blog about tuesday. Confused? I thought so.


Went for maths tuition in the morning with form 3's. Started at 8.30 and guess what time Marianne and Michelle came? NINE o clock. Isn't that early?


So we learned circles. No, we reviced circles. Me Marianne & Michelle got all wrong cos we didn't know how to do all of them. Haha, oh well. So after tuition, we were suppose to meet up at kayu but their father was working so he ran a little late. So i ate and my mum decided that she wanted to go to amcorp to walk shop a little cos she was bored.


Marianne and Michelle tagged along. Marianne wanted to eat McDonalds so we went there and i ordered an ice cream which marianne stole quite a big piece of it to eat it with ONE fry. Michelle ordered double cheeseburger which took years to arrive.


With my ice cream and one of Marianne's fry, i gave her a birthday surprise (it's not really her birthday)

Happy Birthday Chinster :)

Then my mum wanted to buy clothes so we went shop by shop taking pictures.

Michelle ruined the almost perfect picture.

Don't bother where my freaking hand is.
It was a freaking photo accident and i wasn't touching it.
Dammit, stupid hand.

Everybody wasn't very nice at amcorp. People gave 'ze stare' and i wonder why they can't live happy lives. On our way out, 2 guys were fighting so we had front row sits. They were quarelling which soon became violence like slapping, whacking and pushing (i got this line from marianne's blog ;D)
so my mother being an 8 woman went to tell the security guard and suddenly security guards came from every angle.


Nway, we went giant after that cos my mum wanted to buy some groceries. So here you go ;








Rm 15 for 10 minutes. Worth it? (lol, marianne's blog!)


So we went pasarmalam after that. Once i got home, i bathed and slept until idk what time. Then i woke up and played computer for awhile and slept again. Tuesday's happenings shall be blogged some day :)


ADIOS homosapiens.

So Close But So Far Away

Went OU with Lionel, Ju Wei and Esther yesterday. Yung Sheen ffk, cos she wanted to watch LCW. He lost anyway, what's the point. Oh, Lionel brought Malcolm along :) Malcolm told us this really lame joke. Which wasn't funny but we laughed cos it wasn't funny (LOL, slap me) Lionel payed our TGIF bill. Hahaha, they kept spying on girls. Malcolm isn't a big eater after all :)


I shall post about it when i'm not so lazy to change to my user. Haha.

Kenny Sia

Read Kenny Sia's latest post, about the Roti roti thing :) It cracks me up.

Nastia Liukin

Omg, Nastia won. She's like a gymnastics legend man. Yang Yilin is younger than me, obviously. And she's in the olympics and i'm stuck at home watching. Pity me. Shawn Johnson got Silver. Now, 2 medals for USA gymnastics. Shawn's final performance was amazing.


I saw long jumps last night and it was totally different from how we do it in school. I hate table tennis. It pisses me off, idk why.

Updated! :)

Like He Says It ;

Hong Wei's line
-Gogo Chong Wei, You have my support. Make sure you aim for Lin Dan's face.


That's funny isn't it? I find it really funny. Amuses me. Haha. On the contrary, i think Lin Dan should win. Please, he's world number one. Chong Wei might be good. But not as good as Lin Dan.

Yes, Just Let Me Rot

NOBODY reads my blog. And i mean nobody. What's the point of blogging. I should just delete my damn blog. Yes, i know it's boring and very unknown. I might delete it. BYE BYE BLOG :)


Yuen Wei and Jeshan quit because nobody likes them, i'm being really honest. So, im sorry :/ Siew Meng's the new director. Screwed man. I've got sivik project. I've got millions or homework. Speaking about homework, my sejarah teacher's at chapter 8.3 and guess where am i? 5.1! Rajin means rajin, but i finished all my other homework.


We did a poem today. Hong Wei's poem had something about donald duck without pants, haha! Jong Wey's one had something about pokemon genga. LOL MAN. Science was freaky. I suspect that our class is haunted. Our fan cacated and everyone from 2D came out and they were like 'Bearice, what happen?!'. This is the second time. And both of them happened on the same day, same month different date.. The first time, it happened during the first period. This time, it happened during the last period. And the fan started staring at us. By staring i mean, it moves itself. Omg, freaky.


Lee Chong Wei's getting a medal. The first medal a malaysian got this olympics. Malaysia so damn first third world country man. I support DANIEL BEGO ; swimming.

Shhhh, Be Quiet & Wait

POH WEI! my title ; dedicated to you :) You want me to blog kan? Here you go. Appreciate it!


School today was not so very awesome? Cause Yeo Jing BaBoon came. But she was really nice, she didn't say A WORD. No english today, SOB. Geography was really really really, how to put it. weird? Teacher wanted us to do this Power Point slide thinggy. But nehhh.


Best subject today, was SEJARAH. I know, sejarah? Whats wrong with Beatrice? Well, here's whats wrong. I finished my geography homework during sejarah while teacher was finishing one whole chapter (she's a terrible teacher). We're having this play thinggy for some Hari Sejarah? Me Ling and Mun volunteered! I'm James Brooke's wife, so is Ling. We're fighting over him :) Mun's Rentap's wife. Wanna know who's james and rentap?

...

...

James Brooke is

...

JONG WEY x)
and Rentap is

...

...

HONG WEI. Nobody wanted to be Charles Brooke's wife cause it was HAN XIANG. LOL. poor guy? haha.


Pn Rohani ada dendam terhadap kami! She is damn selfish i tell you, she wants 2 ball. For what? put one on the floor and play with the other one and who touches the ball gets a D3 form? -.- She hates us. She scolded us for no freaking reason. Read Poh Wei's blog for more information, her blogs private :)

On My Skin

Everyone's getting on my nerves. Omgosh -.- owh, i was so potong yesterday. I ffk-ed victoria for lunch. Sorry darling, we shall see each other again this friday for sleepover kays? :)


My posts are getting shorter day by day. Oh well.

No, It Doesn't?

My title was so totally R A N D O M.
Someone's angry. wtfaidsthrgn? Poh Wei knows who and why.

Karate

MY MUM RAMPAS MY PHONE.


That was just to let you guys know that i can't reply your sms-es or whatsoever. SOB

What I Mean

Do YOU Like Malaysia's public toilet?

Want better toilets?
Here's what you do

...

Go to Switzerland :)

Customize

Back from school, yes i'm rajin :) Ms Angela was so cute, haha. I was lying on the floor at the anjung muafakat and she said, PBSM members, do your thing. LOL. I'm married to Heath Ledger and i share my husband with Poh Wei. We become RUBBISH WOMAN but our husband is a CEO but died.


UPDATE :)

Theory Of Traffic

One car come,
One car go,
Two car bang bang,
Please call `E `O `E `O :D


Get it? It's lame. It'll be funnier if Ms Angela says it, haha.

I Watched It Spilt Apart

Update on pictures, PICASA ;) And Poh Wei, NOT your recommendation. Di Wern's :)

I especially like this eventhough it's just the colour of the shirt :)

jsyk, it's Beatrice Photography? down there :P
`Explain to me again why i need a boyfriend.

Smileeeeeeeeeeee :)

LALA is the new COOL.

Fine, i cheated. I used PAINT.
But i like it :)

Teh Tarik

I stole this from PCW (ppwei)

Candy Coated

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You'll never know dear,
How much i love you,
Please don't take, my sunshine away.

YO :D See that lyric up there? We're addicted! We didn't camp in class today (hehe :D) Miss Angela is so cute. She makes everything funny, haha. We had 'TEA' with PEACH today :) It's the fruit, not the colour. I took his phone and he `fucked me. SOB. I pushed him :) and gave him 'ZE STARE'. He followed me and i gave it back to him. MUAHAHA? :D


Just an update to keep you LONERS happy :)

Suspense

SUSPENSE. CONFUSED. IDK WHAT TO DO. DOOOOOOP DOOOOOP DOOOOOOOOP.
Should i? Should i not? :S

Places Like Nowhere Else

Here you go, second update :)

Freshly picked papaya :) I PICKED IT!

Warning ; NOT A PAPAYA TREE.

Yes, yes, my car.

My favourite papaya shot.

You wouldn't want to swim in that, would you?

Dried Peeing Prawns (lai liu har)

You can't see ; Mini crabs and Mudskippers.

Hey hey you you, wanna know whats that?
Concrete! Wanna know whats inside the concrete?
YOUR DAILY MEAL, salted fish :D
Tambah lauk, TAYAR GETAH.
Nahh, that's to make it easier for them to carry it.
But still ...
Do you want to eat salted fish anymore?
Mau makan lagi?

Snake skin ; dried

Idk what's this for anyway, it was just there.

Before the fish came in.

After the fish came in, first batch.

'TIME TO WORK' says lady in white :)

Peeling snake skin

'OI, MANA IKAN?' says many people

Trust me, this isnt even 1/4

Favourite fish shot :)

One

In a milliongazillionkazilliononethousandninehundredandninetynine.
And that's at least only 1/4.
4/4 every 25 minutes, IMAGINE.
KEPUPUSAN.

Different fishes are separated.

Rambutan picking, difficult. But worth it.

Cocoa, i stole one. SHHHH.

That's ipoh :) Trust me, i've got more but nehh. Most of them are from my aunts house. Her house is a mini zoo. Ada monkey (2) , ayam (3) , kucing (3) , tikus (tak tau) , ikan (uncountable) , anjing (lagi uncountable) , nyamuk (Hardly any, seriously) dll.