Rentap Script

James Brooke is exploiting Sarawak. He reached the outskirts of Bukit Sadok... Then he wanted to pee. So he pee into the Sungai Skrang. Rentap was hunting with his wife. Then suddenly, he saw James Brooke peeing in their river. So Rentap's wife see James Brooke so handsome, so she Si-Pan with him. Rentap so angry because of two things. James Brooke pee inside his river and take his wife away. So he war with Brooke. He go hire bomoh to goncang the dunia. Then people thought Rentap is the one who cause the earth quake. So he is called Pengoncang Dunia. James Brooke kubu at Nanga Skrang collapse. Allan Lee wife die in the incident. So he go suicide. He go there and found nice perfume. So he became "harum" among the Ibans. James Brooke angry because Rentap made his gay partner die; Allan Lee so he go attack Rentap at Sungai Lang. Rentap went back to Bukit Sadok. His people call him Raja Ulu, cause he very Ulu( sakai ). James Brooke sent his nephew ( WHO IS ACTUALLY HIS SON, but he didn't know) Charles Brooke to take 3.000 Iban girls and 5.000 Malays to attack Rentap. Charles Brooke lost because Rentap has something called MACHINE GUN. Charles Brooke did not gave up. This time he returned to attack again. And he even brought a very cool weapon called Water Gun. Sadly, Rentap used his secret weapon, "SPONGEBOB" to counter all Charles attacks. He lost again.
Rentap shouted at him, "GO BRING ALL YOUR CANNONS FROM TOYS 'R' US. WE HAVE SANTA CLAUS" This time, James brooke came. He brought his cannon called "Property Of The Circus Of England". It was unbelievably strong. It shot out a Clown!! The clown managed to convince Rentap that his tricks are magic that can kill him. Rentap brought another cannon called "Property Of Tanah Melayu" and it shot out P. Ramlee. =.=!!. In that ultimate battle, of cause, even P. Ramlee was superstitious. So Rentap lost and went back to Entabai and said bai bai to Bukit Sadok. Over there, His mother fed him too much ice kacang and he died of diabeties.


That's our play :) Adding in ; me and yin ling will be fighting for James Brooke. YEAH! :)