FARKALICIOUSA

SEE MY TITLE?
It explains how i feel now.
MY PHONE IS IN GETTING OPERATED FOR PROBLEMS MY PICTURES ARE GONE.

Fck dammit. my father complained. '30 bucks ah' -.-


Nway, HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
Booo, i'm not staying until three so shut up rozenn. fuck you, srsly -.-

And zenn, NO TAGS ALSO -.-

Next!
ACAP GAVE ME CHOKI CHOKI INSTEAD OF
FERRERO ROCHE.

Minta maaf, salah gambar.
That's for RACHEL.

THIS is for ME :(

One, not even two. KDKT :P

Lol, his elmo shirt is too small anyway so let it be :X


oh oh oh oh and. MATHS.
Ha
MUAHAHAHA
Ha.
Tee
Hee.

And science paper two was
WTFSHITFACEMOTHERFCKERCBLJ.

BUT

science paper one was
iHOLYsangatEASY.com :)

First off,

REPLY YOUR CBOX COMMENTS cos its easier here :)

Michelle
ITS A SECRET cos its stupid so shuddup c*** k****! :D dont take it seriously thought :P

Roze Nn
You're a retard. thats why, youre my wife :)

Poh Wei
REALLY? =X

Marianne
I miss tarzan. LOL and jane. LOL. I gotta admit, beatrificus fishes is a pretty cool name xD

Declan
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEMUAHAHAHAHA. (only paper 2 though)

Poh Wei (again)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA =X

STUDY STUDY.

Stupid Yin Lings mother. #*&!$*#@^$*@! BITCHSIAL.

Haha, last day of tuition today. Siew ho took ryans picture and put as my phone wallpaper.
DAMN YOU SIEW HO! Rmb ah 8th November :D

Marianne & Zenn Oh Marianne & Zenn

Tag Rules:
1. The rules of the tag get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.


Time: 2:05 am
Name: Beatrice Choo sensored sensored (shuddup poh wei roze nn marianne michelle!)
been on a plane: Yeah
swam in the ocean: Haha, yeah.
Fallen asleep in school: YES :)
Broken someone's heart: Idk?
Fell off your chair: Yes -.-
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: NEXT QUESTION!
Saved e-mails: Hardly read mails
Chicken pox: Yes
Sore throat: Yes
Stitches: Nope, soon. i'm pregnant cant go natural :D
Broken nose: I'd die on the spot.

What is your room like: Err, got bed and cupboard?
What's right beside you: My baby! :D
What is the last thing you ate: Food

Do you ;

believe in love at first sight: I'd be in love with the doctor who brought me here so no :)

Last made you smile: Nanny Fine

You last yelled at: My balls.

Today did you;

Talk to someone you like: I'm not like marianne.

Kissed anyone: I good girl.Havnt hilangkan yet, MUAHAHAHA.

Get sick: Nope

Talked to an ex: nono

Miss someone: Jen Foong

Best feeling in the world: Maybe

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Stuffed bears :D

What's under your bed: floor

What time is it now: 2:12 am

Random Qs:

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now: Yes

Q: Do you have any siblings: Yes but No.

Q: Do you want children: Adopting is always a choice to consider.

Q: Do you smile often: Think so? xD

Q: Do you like your hand-writing: What choice do i have.

Q: Are your toenails painted: retardedly.

Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: Couch

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing: Gold

Q: What were you doing at 7.00pm yesterday: Dont rmb.

Q: I can't wait till: 6th of november.

Q: When did you cry last: Don't remember

Q: Are you a friendly person: Not really :D

Q: Do you have any pets: Yes

Q: Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Who is the person i have feelings for right now?? :D

Q: Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: Did i hold hands?

Q: Do you sleep with the TV on? : Multiple times :D

Q: What are you doing right now?: breathing.

Q: Have you ever crawled through a window?: dont know

Q: Can you handle the truth?: Depends

Q: Are you closer to your mother or father?: Both in a way some people know.

Q: Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Dont remember.

Q: How many people can you say you've really loved?: 6238571351! (you think!?)

Q: Do you eat healthy?: Is not eating vegetables healthy?

Q: Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Dont rmb dont care.

Q: How often do you go to church?: Is this necessary?

Q: If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: Dont know.

Q: Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: LOUDD 24 hours 7 days a week.

Q: Are you confident?: Define confident.

Q: 5 things I was doing 10 years ago: I was four so i guess i was trying to get rid of wearing diapers.
Q: 5 snacks I enjoy: Foodfoodfood and food.
Q: 5 things I would do if I were a billionaire: Buyeverything.
Q: 5 of my bad habits: Uncountable.
Q: 5 places I have lived in: 1 house more than 4 hotels = more than 5.
Q: 5 jobs I've had: Work for father for a week got payed 50 bucks. go die.

tagggg ;
Poh Wei only cos she sucks :D

Duta Vista air conditioning kinda sucks -.-
It's kinda creepy there.

I'll post pictures and stuff after exams.
We went to

• Lake Garden
• Tugu Negara
• Planetarium Negara
• Palace

You people should really try to enlarge your visiting areas.
You people only go shopping. Try visiting some local heritage.


JEN FOONG HAS A NEW BABY BROTHER (whom's name i dont know)
We went to the hospital (SJMC) today, i didn't take pictures
cos i was (still am) scared that there will be visitors in my pictures.

You should see the nursery. Fooshoh!
The baby's so cute. I'm gonna get one someday :)
Antenatal and postnatal patients have their own room.
I find it scary :S

FEELING LIKE ITS HALFWAY TO MERDEKA. WHEEE!

GOING DUTA VISTA FOR POT LUCK DINNER AT 5!
I can't wait to see my little elf followers.

Check Yes Juliet

FOOSHOWH!

Run baby run, haha.
ILY MICHYFICUS CHINILICIOUS
(nice scientific name kan? Partially inspired by Jonathan Hoe :D)
He gave me `BEATRIFICUS FISHES

LOLS. Mr Tarzan right marianne? :P


Tag me people tag me people tag me people tag me people.



EXAMS WAS A FUCK. ASYRAFF AGREES WITH ME.

Acap : Bloody hell science lah

Beatrice : FUCK SCIENCE DAMMIT FORM !

Acap : SHANTI

Beatrice : *&^?%$#!

Acap : FUCK HER LA

Acap : WRITTEN THERE

Acap : DISEDIAKAN OLEH

Acap : PN. SHANTI KUTUMURAMFUCK

Beatrice : LOL

Beatrice : Thats good. HAHAHAHAHA.

Beatrice : FORM 1 cells shit Like i give a damn!

Acap : YALAH! Everything I revised was NOT in that paper.

Beatrice : i give a damn about my hair not damn cells.

Acap : She sengaja wei

Beatrice : i study like shit all the vitamin and eye.

Beatrice : FUCKING COME OUT ASSHOLE PLATYPUS.

Beatrice : GOOD FOR THEM LAH GOING TO EXTINCT.

Acap : BLOODY FREAK OF NATURE

Beatrice : MOTHER COME OUT DAMN CELL

Beatrice : I STUDY ALL THE SHIT HARD TO MEMORISE FOR NO FUCKING REASON!

Beatrice : FAIL SIAL :(

Acap : DAMN PISSED WEI

Beatrice : Nway, english was EASY :D

Acap : YES! =D

Beatrice : BRB, I nak mandi :X

Beatrice : MATHS WAS EASY xD

Acap : Haha, busuk

Beatrice : DIAM xD

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COOL SIAL KAN?
Got another conver. with Lionel, HE LAGI FREAK -.-

Nicole Oh Nicole.

1. Who & what is your relationship with the last person who tagged you?
Nicole Denise Hii Sze Wea (correct? :S) We're dating.

2. Do you know wat is true love?
Not till im in college :)

3. Who do you recently hang out with in msn?
My computer screen.

4. What is your relationship with her?
I use her normally during night time :)

5. Who is your beloved pet sis?
Somebody of anybody of everybody :)

6. Who are u still in love with?
Mcdonalds. I'm loving it.

7. Why do you create a blog?
Cos i didnt create a beatricechoo.com and i created this blogspot.com.

8. You know your blog sucks?
Like yours doesnt. pfffft.

9. what do you like to eat?
IKAN BAKAR, yeah baby.

10. who are you having relationships nw?
Refer to question 1

11. No question. cacat -.-

12. 5 tags goes to :-

Poh Wei
Yin Ling
MARIANNE
Roze Nn (i dont care, do it twice even if nicole tagged you cos you love me)
RACHEL OLIVIA SHAN (Jakarta, I DONT CARE, DO IT COS YOU CARE :D)

13. Who is number 1?
Human

14. What about number 3?
Human

15. do number 5 love number 1? (question error, first word, do you mean DOES o_o)
woosh. good question.

16. Number 2 siapa?
HUMAN, SUDAH CAKAP BANYAK KALI! SEMUA HUMAN LAH.

17. Do u hav any relationship wif number 4?
Kebetulan, my wife o_o

Okay main reason why I did this tag??
Cos i care about Nicole :D

You're such A Retard

YO. at michelle chin's house. she sucks. SHE GOT DISORDER.

Gila babi.

Okay, michelle wants to blog here. MICHELLE:

BEATRICE IS SO CACAT

she is just such a retard

her exam is tomorrow but she just wants to

listen to check yes juliet " let's

just hope she fails aight ?

:D

i know you love you choo :)

Ghost stories are the worst -.-

WOOOO. KATIL SATU TIDUR. WOOOO. LIFT ADA ORANG LAIN. WOOOO.


F#*&

That's Why I Love You

Rachel sent me/us emails;

Hello ALL!

Hiee. how are all of you?

I sangat miss all of you! sigh..

I still don’t call this home yet. I feel like I'm on a holiday.

Haha. the house isn't fully equipped yet.

Only two beds in the guest room. The others are using mattresses.

The things that we shipped by air, arrived yesterday.

Nothing much. Just 20 boxes.

We're still waiting for the things shipped by sea to arrive. Another 61 boxes.

Don’t know where we're gonna keep all the junk.

HAHA. We can't swim yet. The frangipani trees that are covering the swimming pool, have white bugs, that are sucking the leaves.

And every night, they fall into the pool. So the next day, you see white stuffs floating on the surface of the water.

Of course we can take it out la, but not all. There'll still be some floating around no matter how hard you try.

As we're cleaning, more are dropping. So today, they've sprayed some chemical on it. To kill it.

Didn't seem to work somehow. Every tree in the compound is having this problem.

So.. instead of wasting our time, they cut off all the leaves.

So now there's practically nothing above the pool. Just the few barks and a few branches. But no leaves. Kinda ugly.

But better than not being able to swim for months.

We still can't swim though. They need to drain all the water. Scrub the pool properly.

Because the chemical they sprayed is very poisonous. And our skin can absorb it.

So maybe monday or something. But somehow I doubt so. We'll be too busy settling down in school.

How are all of you? I hope all of you are fine.

Studying for exams huh? ><

Stupid exams! All of you smart people are sure to get good results!

Don’t have to worry. Just study hard and you won't have to worry.

Anyway, I'm still getting used to stuff here.

How to convert prices and what are some of the delicious food here.

Lots more to discover. The people here are interesting.

Kind and helpful. No doubt there are some who can't be bothered with anything around them.

But generally I find people friendlier. Anywhere you go, people smile.

Not like Malaysia. They'll be like, 'Why the hell are YOU smiling at me?!' or 'Do I know YOU?!'.

Anyway. Don’t want to keep all of you reading this for so long!

Haha. Go and study kay? I know you all hate to study. But just for another 3 days. Then it's the start of your exam.

Before you know it, it'll be over. Then you go and party okay?

I hope all of you don’t mind, But can all of you give me your address?

Mine is,

***** ****** *****,

**. **,

******** *****,

******* *******.

My house number is,

+**************

Call me and send letters okay?

I'll look forward to it.

And I promise to reply.

I'll find time for all of you!

Try not to give anyone else my contact details.

Can someone help me tell huixian.

I'd really appreciate it!

Thanks.

Take care.

I love you all!

I miss you all too!

Study hard!

BYE!!

p/s I'll let you know how my first day of school was. AND! please reply only IF you all have the time.


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Haha, that's why i sensored the details. So i replied my daughter.


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OF COURSE I'VE GOT TIME TO REPLY YOU DEAR :)
How's my daughter there? So far away.
GOT USE MY RULER ANOT xD
Is school cool over there?
With your freaking driver. GRRRRRRRRRR.
Made new friends? FORGOT ME EDI MO.
And jsyk, i wont be sending letters cos.
I DONT KNOW HOW TO. sorry!
I will, i'll try ask my mum. hehe.
Wah, jakarta address jakarta number, sounds expensive xD
jkjk, i shall call you some day.
Definitely. maybe this holiday. you've got two months there
And you'llbe back.












FOR HOLIDAY.
Whynotpermanent?!

Must go out during december okay!
I wish i could fly to jakarta. miss you really badly.
3 more days. and i havnt started studying. HEEE.
Not like you go airport, i sit home and open book :(
Sit MAS summore. i sit air asia :(
I wish i could go with you to jakarta.
i know im not asyraff but ILY :)
I dont mean much in your life but I STILL LY :)

Long enough? you letter not long enough lah!
LONGER LONGER
Yerr, go brag about your freaking ppooooool ):
I NO POOL. SO JEALOUS.
White bugs? Cool, send to me. DHL, yeahhh :)
Cut all the trees lah, dont plant trees bside pool,
kinda disgusting. I never like trees. LOL.
Then like, all branches. EEEEEEEEEEEEw.
Leaves. EEEEEEEEEEEw.
Must make this longer.
I wanna go eat but i stayed home to reply this.
Shall scarifice my fatnesss.
See, am i kind? :D
MUST REPLY MY EMAIL TAU
i'll get webccam as soon as possible cos i really wanna see you
you get webcam also okay!

you can forget me if you want
but ill nvr forget you.
So go on, one day 'eh, who's this freaky beatrice on my contacts list?!'
I'll forgive you love, i will :)
Anyway, remind asyraff
he owes me chocolates okay!
REMIND HIM. must must!
And tell asyraff, i still owe him your name on his hand. i'll make it as beautiful as you.

REPLY ME. or FORGET ME.
AND WAIT TILL IM 80 THEN ILL FIND YOU AGAIN. YOU B*TCH. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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And she replied!


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Hello My Sayang Beatrice Choo Pei San!

Hiee! I LoveYou TOO!!

I sangat miss you LAH! it's like 3 days.

Seems like 3 years. Sigh!! ;(

Your daughter is fine here. Are you looking after my children with care?

Are you feeding them? Making sure they finish their homework?

Are you keeping close watch on them?

Don’t get carried away with boyfriend boyfriend okay?

You're too old to have a boyfriend!

What are YOU thinking OLD woman?!

HAHA. Kidding! ><>

The ruler? ahaha. not yet la my dear.

No time to take out and use.

Wanna use also use for what?

Measure the floor? LOLS?

Haha. I'd measure the distance between you and I IF I had the time.

Sadly, as a parent, I've got many responsibilities.

Haha. How is my husband?

Whoever he is. Is he taking GOOD care of my children?

Or rather.. OUR children?

If he isn't, Spank HIM beatrice. SPANK him!

I'm SOOO EVIL.. aren't I? MUAHAHAHA.

BEATRICE!

You're TOO smart okay!

You don’t have to open a single book to study for exams LAH!

You were born with PURE smartness.

You can teach the authors of those books OKAY?!

Don’t buy a single book to study.

You've got it all LOCKED up in your brain.

Studying from books are gonna make you DUMBER!

seriously!

I wont forget you la!

I WONT!

And I know you wont too!

YAYY!

OneBigHappyFamily!

Keep my updated tau?

The latest news. Gossip. Etcetc.

Especially about Ms. Phang Roze Nn

and her *******toooot*******,

Keep me posted.

Email me everyday IF you can

I'll try to also

Take care!

ILYY! <3

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And i replied. LOLS, good luck reading. late wish :)


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Lol, keep you updated?
About Roze Nn and *******toooot*******.
Jeshua will do it.
Since he's such a housewife with nothing much to do but gossip.

Your husband's good
he's doing the mopping
sweeping
and dishes.
But i had to get a maid
cos my MANSION is TOO BIG for him to clean.
I had to get 12 maids! but no drivers. SADLY *ahem*
My mansion has no pool
but it has a badminton court and golf course, yeah babyyy.

I can update you bout the fcking bitch too! :D
And yin ling
and poh wei.
I shall tell you when ling's getting married
cos her bf's *sensored due to posibility murder* so he'll propose soon. haha.
And i'm sorry to tell you that my MANSION is TOO BIG
to find your children/ my grandchildren
that i can't feed them
i know they're on the 25th floor but
i took my lift up there but the hallway's so big!
At least 56 rooms!
I CANT OPEN EVERYDOOR KAN!
I'll try to hire local bombas okay!

Your post, LONGER. lols. lols. lols.
I just enjoy your mails.

TOO OLD?! TELL YOUR MOTHER THE SAME THING.

Eh, measuring the floor with ruler, LEBIH IKHLAS KAYS.
as a parent, you have responsibilities?!
YOU LEFT YOUR FREAKING CHILDREN HERE FOR ME TO BREAST FEED.
My nips damn pain d tau.
!*#%&$#*(%&

You took years to reply my mail.
i took 15 minutes.
and its so long. tsk tsk. useless daughter.
You also, dont cheat on my son in law okay!
rarely able to find such a good son in law.
Do all the chores.

Ahem
ahem.
Too SMART?!
Dumb you mean?!
Eh, i havnt started studying. All distracted :(
And, i have no interest in teaching the authors
cos i'm all about you.
Now im starting to sound like your bf. GOOD
shows that i care.
HAVE TO STUDY LAH,
who you think i am?
***sensored due to posibility cause of sensitivity***?
BILL GATES?
RACHEL SHAN OLIVIA?

Of course i'll keep you posted love :).
*sensored due to private matters* info goes to you.

KEEP ME POSTED.
ON LENGZHAI'S
YOUR AMERICAN NEIGHBOUR
TAKE FREAKING PICTURE AND MAIL THEM TO ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

lack of cute guys here in msia.
lack of MONEY in my pocket. unlike you go shop your ass off.
$%(&#*!%&#* GOT FREAKING SWIMMING POOL SUMMORE! #(@)$&*#!&%*#^$

Eh, my mail damn sial long.
NOW MAKE YOURS DAMN SIAL SIAL LONG.
and my next mail will be damn sial sial sail long.

DECEMBER BABE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

And on chinese new year or puasa month/raya, if asyraff proposes.
SELAMAT HARI ***sensored due to sensored due to... matters***.

TAKE CARE over there!
im still hoping for winter!

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Curious about sensored parts?
Come ask me and i'll consider.
Certain parts are confidential and not to be told unless you already know
and i'll know if you already know cos i know :)
Certain parts can be exposed unless you're a freak like
******sensored due to ugliness and fatness :)


LOVIE LOVIE RACHIEKINS!
(she's my dog, don't bother saving her asyraff. She's been chained)

I changed ling's skin. HEHE.

Nway, i should be blogging here.
Shouldn't i? :)


Lets Recap.
There are

• 36 moral definitions (2%)
  
• 10 Form 2 science chapters (9%)
  
• Alot of Form 1 science chapters (-%)
  
• 4 Form 1 Sejarah chapters (-%)
• ALOT of Form 2 Sejarah chapters (-%)
• ALOT of Form 2 Geography chapters (-%)
• Form 2 English Literature (-%)
• Form 2 Bm Komsas (-%)
• Karangan Formats (-%)

GODDAMIT. WOULD YOU GUYS GIVE US A BREAK?!
Think of the Hindu's, no peace during deepavali.
Have to study, on your religion day. Bummer.

Oh well. Fail. Go stupid class and rot there. My life's destined to fail.
I keep getting distracted! Especially the TV and the COMPUTER and MUSIC.
I tried studying. Maximum 2 hours. Crap.


I just found out that Lionels visa to uk got rejected.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

But he resubmited. it all worked out fine, after months and months of waiting.
He's there now, he claims its friggin cold there.
and its not even winter yet. YOOHOO.

UPDATED.

Hello fellow readers. (i dont think anybody reads my blog anyway, besides Poh Wei and Roze Nn)

I shall blog about Jogoya soon. during deepavali. I shall blog about many things soon.

And about Jogoya, HA-HA to Roze Nn. Nice tau, got tiramisu, and we had vip cards so we got king crabs and lamb ribs from japan and we had lobsters and scallops and MANY MANY STUFF. for a very reasonable price of 100 perperson.

I SRSLY HAVE TO START FREAKING STUDY ALREADY!

I HAVNT STARTED. ONE BIT. #*&!*&$#

DIEDIEDIE.

Church was srsly boring. Damn sien -.- other then that, i met alot of people. They're really nice. I wonder why they're so sociable.
People at new life are so fond or shaking hands. I saw this guy, his name is Nicholas Wong if i'm not wrong. He has two children. And he's NINETEEN years old. he got married when he was SEVENTEEN and his wife is younger than him so. she should've been SIXTEEN or less :)
Heee. There's this girl who told us about her college friend. The way she said it, so cute. HAHA.


Oh, Vick's a DYNAMITEr. Cool.

The Sermon was the most boring thing i've ever heard but the pastor's quite funny. he told us this story about he eating chickens. So funny.

We ate Pizza Hut. FULL LIKE CRAP. And i noticed that Jeremy Liau is a very quiet person o_o

Currently 7:18AM

Rise and shine. Sun's up. I'm STILL up. Never slept today, or should i say, YESTERDAY.

A week holiday to come. New sleepless nights to come :)

It's currently 6:39 AM. I havn't slept yet. I'm amazing, aren't i? :P

I plan to not sleep the whole night. I plan to not get caught o_______________o I'm playing games to pass my time and i'll be able to see the sunset! (from this view i wont :C ) I can hear the birds singing and calling now. But i've to keep myself quiet :x

YO. Fo' shizzle :)


I just dropped by to remind you that.
ILL BE BACK AFTER THE FINALS :)

...

My Beloved Daughter.

My love.
forget me and you shall DIE :)
You'll always be my not responsible daughter.
Leave your children alone. tsk tsk.
Rmb, i own you and i'll keep you in a box!
(don't worry asyraff. you're my son-in-law)
This post can go on forever but i'll have so stop someday.
This Sunday is the last day i'm going to see you.
(I CANT REACH JESHUA! -.-)
I gave you a ruler to remember me.
I will be counting the distance.
Screw Jakarta. Bomb it. BOMB BOMB BOMB!
(i shall hire Gavin to bomb Jakarta instead of Japan o_o)
I'll miss you a thousand miles.
I'll miss you as much as you'll miss asyraff.
(good example right! :D)
Without you, live's so unusual. So upside down.
I'll miss drawing on your hand.
We'll always have one thing to share forever.
WOOLYGOO™.

Sorry, so cacated, got square butt :)
And dont worry Asyraff, i'll draw on your hand someday.

My dedication's so long.
Be happy i spent my time dedicating this to you than to study kays.

Back after Final. Apologies :)

I love Marianne for being so helpful :)


Went giant today. With Marianne. Have 3 pictures only. I'll post'em up later aights!





CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEE! *kachak*