Never As It Seems

"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man, who lives in Muffin Lane?"

The person addressed replies to the same tune:

"Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Muffin Lane."

So cute right haha.
LOL, another one!


Original;

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry,

When the boys came out to play

Georgie Porgie ran away.

Altered;

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie

kissed the girls and made them cry

and when the boys came out to play,

he kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

LOL, GAY.