As i flip past our past pages together
i realised where i've gone wrong
and i miss your company
cos others tend to use knives.

Im sorry.

After so long,
Joel talked to me on msn last night.


Joel: ahh
Beatrice: eh, i need gaji for helping you find also
Beatrice: HAHAHAAH

Beatrice: oh
Beatrice: okay
Beatrice: YAY
Beatrice: want more?
Beatrice: xD
Joel: ya ya!
Joel: xD
Beatrice: okay means more money for me!

Beatrice: now add 1 buck to my collection. 5 bucks!
Beatrice: go die
Joel: 2 BUCKS LA.
Joel: lol
Beatrice: why 2?
Beatrice: nvm, 2 more than 1
Beatrice: ill take 2!

Beatrice: sakai go stalk ppl
Joel: ==
Beatrice: Suka tak?
Joel: i stalk u la

Joel: life dam sien withough a love wan
Beatrice: Haha
Beatrice: go find love lah
Joel: that smile..
Joel: goin down
Joel: lol
Beatrice: o_o
Joel: =]
Beatrice: lets go yum cha
Beatrice: HAHA
Joel: u belanja ?
Beatrice: maybe
Beatrice: depends what you eat
Beatrice: rmb 4 bucks
Beatrice: haha
Joel: can a not beatrice chooooooooooooo
Joel: hahha
Joel: lol
Joel: 4 bucks
Beatrice: you drink 2 i drink 2 :D
Joel: go ming tien eat also no use le geh
Joel: hah
Beatrice: i go rob bank
Joel: i hold u tat deal
Joel: xD
Beatrice: hahaha. ill get that money
Beatrice: somehow
Beatrice: :D
Joel: u promise d ar
Joel: xD
Beatrice: takkan i fly there right
Beatrice: but only can have DRINK
Beatrice: DRINK
Beatrice: no food
Joel: HAHAHAH
Joel: yerrrrr
Beatrice: dont yerr me
Beatrice: drink means drink
Joel: burger also cannot..
Joel: lol
Beatrice: cannot
Beatrice: burger now expensive
Beatrice: xD
Joel: yes mummy
Beatrice: good son.
Joel: haha
Joel: where is daddy ..?
Beatrice: errrr.
Beatrice: geylang

Joel: ==
Joel: my phone kena stolen today
Beatrice: HAHAHAH. kesian




Good times.
I still remember tuition at your house.
Then me and Marianne went to catch fish.
Banyak nyamuk so you gave us mopiko.
What happens next shall be a funny story between me and marianne :)

THE LOVE DRESS

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from
work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this
dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages
me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered,
sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for
dinner?'


Haha, my future. LOL

Ahh, back from italian. Awesomeeeeee!
Oh oh oh so my parents and uncle wilson were talking about this riot in Thailand.
3000++ tourists stuck at the airport. Protesters sealed the airport and around it.
Wanted to kidnap the PM but he knew so he flew back from Lima (which is in Peru) by Chian Mai airport.


Pray for starving innocent tourists.

Addiction. Nice song.


I'm going for italian in half an hour so i decided to fill my time by blogging. So im simply picking up pictures to blog about.

Oh! i found these.

Lovessss <3

For some reason,
my brother thought our mouse would play with a
mighty bean
i spent a fortune on those when i was younger.
I've got a whole freaking box of these expensive things -.-

I read from the internet
that it's okay to put the toilet roll thinggy in for him to crawl and stuff.
So i decided to give it a try.
Day by day, smaller and smaller.
I guess he hates the food i gave him.
Chomp went the thing.

All over his sawdust.
Then i've to change it.
Messy job.
I'm so smacking his nose for that -.-

Here's where he sleeps.
Haha, looks like pooh bear. LOL

See those crackers?
Sudah lemau
So my brother was like,
'dont waste feed to the mouse'
so i was thinking
'could it give my baby gas? o_o'

So i took him out to roam around on the stool
which isnt much of a place for an adventure ><

Nice black dot there right?
What do you think it is?
Thank you very much my dear mouse >:|

One more week till Pangkor.
Lalalalala.


I know you guys dont see me online nowadays. i'm just too lazy even with the computer staring at me, i dont feel 'turned on'.
life's so sad without me. muhahahaha ><


Oh btw, read this. Good lesson. haha

Boss and his Secretary

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate?'

Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled!

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.

When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyre.'

Boss went back to his office mumering... kan ni nau bu......

Cages

very bored now,
lazy to go to the stadium to race now,
free to wait till 12 to get my 20 each house.
but racing supports my anak's nyawa.

Bored. bored. bored.
I guess i wont be blogging from the 4th till the 9th of December.
Will be at Pangkor.

Ah Zhen's going!
Then i'll beat him in cho dai di again!
He's 14 too o i usually call him Boy :D
Haha. He calls me girl. Sucker.
Can't wait to see vanessa. She loves me oh-so-dearly.
She talks to me in bm cos i dont understand chinese.
She's really young and can speak bm better than most of you.
She follows me everywhere and like to hold my hand,
but sometimes, it can be rather annoying -.-

Tham Kay Lums going too.
I've got a puppet to bully now :D
Zhen shall join my, right boy!


Sometimes, i find long posts turn offs.
So i usually just scroll down giving the who cares attitude :)

I gave my baby a bath today!
Using dove hair shampoo.
Haha, i know im sot.
So i told him lotsa times today
'your hair soft soft baby!'
then he would walk to my hand
stand on two legs
and give me the look.
I love my baby dearly <3

Walking in the winter wonderland

Ahh, pangkor in two weeks ...

Then comes 2009:
Thailand, Kuantan and Melbourne.

Can't wait for Melbourne. Can't wait to see my cousins.
Can't wait to step into Aussie land.


Santa Baby.,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

<3

Baking 2.0

Boston Rebels
Feel the magic :)

I love spike.
My mother wants to get a bulldog instead of cookie. haha
i second that motion! :D
Bulldogs are sooo cuteeeeeee.

I wanna bake!
The stupid rat chewed the wire.
And no, the rat isnt my baby.

Mommy says bake dragon cookies.
Easiest.
Delicious.
I agreee. I like drawing patterns with red colouring using toothpicks.

Baking.
Lovessss.,
I'm so into baking nowadays.
All i want is to achieve chocolate cake.
THATS MY WHOLE POINT OF BAKING
Chocolate. Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooools. thanks :D

<333

Agreed

This is a very amusing conversation with lithow.

Lithow:

She very fan.
Ask people buy things for her e.g. necklace
Ahe think im her dog meh?
Do that la do this la
Go buy a fucking dog and ask it to do stuff for her lah


Dont you just agree with Lit How :)

oh, another one :D

bird says:
han xiang
bird says:
then she go tel hx to buy that buy tis
bird says:
do dat do tis
bird says:
mental 1 lar that woman
bird says:
no brain 1
bird says:
wan buy hp ah go ask me n othrs to borrow money
bird says:
1.5k
bird says:
go brrw fr tai yi lung la
bird says:
gt money oso who wan to giv her?


Oh wait! summore!

bird says:
but she tel her mom wai loan teach her to cheat 1
bird says:
she say wai loan say after u cheat
bird says:
put the paper back
bird says:
n pretend nth happen
bird says:
but wai loan oso duno anything

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Omg, my post numbers are screwed up :s
suckie blogger tracking system.

Anyway. did you guys know
that in pet society, your pet SHITS?!


Yes, mine did. and i got 1 coin for picking it up just by clicking on it.
If only i could get a buck for flushing my toilet bowl.
I'd drink more water so that ill pee more.
Advantage; more water = healthier.

It'll all work out find if my loo sit was an atm machine ><


Nway, i decided to be a good girl cos i wanted my rm50

Mom Me Thoughts and actions
Wash you shoe
Whats your hurry lah got another month
I say wash or i'll tell your father not to give you that rm50
&@#^?$%^!
washed shoe and bathes
comes out of toilet
Go wash the fish tank.
-.-!
takpa, for the sake of my shopping fund :(
washed fish tank

My mom zha dou. muahahahaha
Bye the way.
Did you guys also know that i havn't fed my fish for a month.
Yes, a month. The water is so filthy and little.

If i had a dick to put in there,
my cells would be dead.

Amazingly,
one fish died and the others survived.

So i decided to be good to my fishes today.
You know, good karma :)

Washed the tank.

Fed them.

Guess what

They decided to go on a hunger strike.

No wonder they dont have pain receptors
meant to die and be cooked for dinner.


My mom thinks i bath late.
It was only 10 -.-
One mistake and you're labled for life.

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sorry baby for abandoning you for so long <3

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Oh and cheryl. must go shoppayings okay?! And im not gonna do your tag. HEHE
GAVIN DESERVES A SLAP FOR BEING SINGLE
MUAHAHAHA




Sucker,

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BACK FROM IPOH
brought a gift.

Welcome home bangs :)

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Im gonna start writing post numbers as post titles :)


Okay, Yesterday.
Woke up at 8, got ready and fetched marianne and michelle at 8.15
Yes, im amazingly fast :)
Was suppose to fetch inkkie but she had to fetch zenn so i didnt fetch her.

Reached there saw Inkkie and Zenn walking
to the fish pond so we caught up
and went to the fish pond.

Performance.
Cute students who dont know anything.
Think every performance is like avril concert.
Wait till they go secondary school. ><
There was this group.
They shuffled. And by shuffle i mean running shuffle.
That was the whole dance, running type of shuffle
which was lame and dumb? -.-
They danced to the song
i like to move it move it
from madagascar so i forgave them haha.





Also, there was this ARAB dance. idiotic, srsly.
Not even a dance.
They just stood there and do duno what shit.
AND THE STUDENTS CLAPPED.
Blind means blind :x

Then we went canteen after the performances.
Roze Nn is one smart kid.
prototaip one:


Then we went to 6M. Cikgu Khalil's class. i love him dearly <3
Sat around and found this.
Term 2 results and positions.

A freak.

and she got that for

FREAK MEANS FREAK -.-
Then we camwhored.

ultraman -.- candid shit.

Then zenn decided she wanted to do lala photoshoot.
I volunteered to be lala girl in the making.
Kinda failed -.-
1 to 10!









Then we went to OU :D
Worst experience of my life. trust me -.-

So we went to eat sushigroove.
Inkkies reccomendation (eja betul? :x)
We ate sushi duhh -.-
Bill ; 105.50 :D

Then we went to buy movie tickets for the coffin.
So there was 1 hour left.
Marianne went to pierce her ear.
FREAK O:
And yes, the top one *faints*


Then toilet toilet :)

Hi inkkie

Hi michelle

Hi baby darling sweetie honey lovey dovey.

Group picture :)

Then we went for the movie.
There was this scene where it was so scary
that me michelle and inkkie screamed. LOL
freaking cold inside there -.-

So we went to the toilet after that
and there was this

posessed toilet twirling and twirling.
SCARY.



Then we went to ms read.
Yes, we ate again. :D
It was 5.30 counted as dinner. hehe.

Does this look like inkkie? no right?!

She owes me a picture of me.

As proof to my mum then we did go out for inkkies bday :)
See party hat?! :D

Inkkie kept taking pictures.
I shall tell you what i was doing.

Open sugar.

Drink some water.

POUR WHOLE PACKET.

Then the water finished (how ah?)
And the lady came to refill
So there was this hair.
im not sure whose one it belongs to
i think its me nway :x
Nway, while we were leaving.
Inkkie decided to pour water into her plate
so that when the lady picks it up
she wouldnt see the water and drama drama.
Lol.
Also, she decided to trouble the lady
by telling her that my water has hair
making her feel guilty
her expression was like o_o
so she went to refill and we left.
LOL.
I wonder if she went back with my water? :D
I wonder if she spilled the water on/in the plate?
(yes, im confsed between in and on hehe)

Then went back 4 hours late.
freaked out mom would be freaking retardedly angry.

She gave me the face when she fetched me
went for tuition.
came back, jolly jolly no angry

YAY :D

PS, who didnt notice that my lala style has no nine would be oddly bad at maths. HAHA